Social Media Screen Shot

Posted: March 26, 2013 in Uncategorized
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I often read things on different social media or emails and I screen shot them if they are worthy or interesting or funny.

These are just a few of the ones I have (though I won’t include the screen shot because it would take ages).

“Listen, smile, agree and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.”¬† – Robert Downey Jr.

The quieter you become, the more you can hear.

Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. – Buddha

As you waste your breath
complaining about life
someone out there is
breathing their last.
Appreciate what you have.
Be thankful and stop complaining.
Live more, complain less.
Have more smiles, less stress.

7 Cardinal Rules in Life:
1. Make peace with your past so it wont screw up the present.
2. What others think of you is none of your business.
3. Time heals almost everything, give it time.
4. Don’t compare your life to others and don’t judge them. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
5. Stop thinking too much, it’s alright not to know the answers. They will come to you when you least expect it.
6. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
7. Smile. You don’t own all the problems in the world.

I just sneezed so hard that my uterus came out and said “bless you.”

The most important thing to remember is this: To be ready at any moment to give up what you are for what you might become.

Vivere senza paura: Live without fear

Orgasms can help lower a woman’s risk of heart disease, breast cancer, stroke and depression.

Kissing causes the body to release high amounts of oxytocin, boosting your mood and lowering levels of stress.

Studies show that people who overthink tend to create problems for themselves that weren’t there to begin with.

Individuals with higher IQ are 3 times more likely to suffer from depression because of increased brain activity.

When the grass is cut, the snakes will show.

Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.

Don’t drinks and park, accidents cause people.

You and I should do some missionary work together.

Women are like puppies. If you hang around one for too long, eventually you’ll bring it home and it will shit on everything you love.

It’s hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but it’s even harder to give up when you know it’s everything you want.

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. – Ludwig Van Beethoven

Just¬† because you put syrup on something doesn’t make it pancakes.

My ability to make you smile reminded me that I still have what someone is looking for.

You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened – or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on – Tupac

We would look good on top of each other.

Is it still considered aggravated if I’m super happy about committing the assault?

Through the rain and pain we gotta keep our sense of humor and gotta be able to smile. – Tupac

Of course I’m not perfect – I have a crack on my ass.


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